I live in Waco and was just realizing today that I have yet to see a single Cruz sign (not that I‘m actually lookung). Beto is everywhere.

“I bet the Federal Department of Fish And Wildlife has a device in every car that can summon bears to attack in a matter of moments.”

Hey, look! It's my garage! In...uh...Forza...

Marmalade Musolini, then?

Uh, when did I stop wanting to be a fighter pilot?

Could we share custody? Because this us far and away my most favoritest car EVER. Like, there is the Dakar 959 and...well, nothing else is even in the same universe. But I’d share.

“L'enfer cest LaVar."

Well it was one of my go-to choices in Forza Horizon 3, and that’s clearly 100% realistic, right?

Literally the first thing that came to mind, including AWD and color. Is there a support group?

Never has a piece of writing reflected my feelings so accurately.

“Tonight, thank God it’s them, instead of you!”

I may have collected a good chunk of the My Little Pony card game, in binders, without ever having played it. May have.

Time to hit the gym.

Oddly enough, at the same time I had a female friend who resembled the middle Hanson kid. Now we need to find the third woman...

Just about everyone i’be showed it too feels the same way about the cat stencil.

43 and I feel the same way. Family needs, however, dictate an Outback in the new future as a stopgap.

It’seems a guiding principle of all my car shopping.

The public library where I work would go straight to hell, that’s for sure.

Heck, I’m in Texas and I’m seriously tempted. Already researched the cost to hve it delivered.

I’ll be saving up for either my first Subaru or my first Volvo. Leaning towards the former.