Parks and Rec is the superior show.

Already hate the hell out of this.

This probably won’t mesh with the narrative here but the only thing I’ve gotten from the ACA is a fat bill from the IRS - I had to pay them $1400.00 when I currently live paycheck to paycheck and can barley afford rent. The individual mandate is royally screwing me over and its the only thing that I think needs to go.

“You know what I like.”

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

The world was built by intense weirdos. We stand on the shoulders of weird giants.

Far be it for me to stop the Pats hate train, but didn’t they just hand Stephon Gimore $40 million+ guaranteed, and trade for Cooks, Ealy, Allen, and sign Guy? None of whom are white.

I guess to understand it you’d have to look at what happens with Democrats actually in power vs. their stated platform.

Person posting comments on a blog tells scientists doing groundbreaking work “Don’t you have better things to do” without sense of irony.

The second one. She’s Kryptonian.

New England Pats fan. Zolak is good for a funny clip every once in a blue moon. But really, you will never, NEVER replace Gil Santos and Gino Cappelletti. Ever. It was never going to be a fair comparison to whomever came after them.

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

I will never take this for granted. It came out nowhere in 2001, and it will go away probably just as fast. I’m happy to have been around to watch it while it lasts.

This is pretty much why I don’t play online multiplayer games anymore. People take them too seriously.

You might have to settle for Big Ben forcing himself on the Pats defense.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Those people, those are the ones who allow evil to exist.

The year’s not even over, and this is already a tiresome take.