I’m so late to the party, but I feel it bears mentioning that a lot of purchases might be attributed to Twin Peaks fans, there’s a famous floor on that show that is chevron patterned. I’m a Twin Peaks fan and I just bought chevron bathmats and a red shower curtain. *ducks rocks*

Zolak’s usually pretty hammered by the fourth quarter

and throughout it as well!

I’m extra late to the party but I’m really liking Kara Brown’s run as editor, I think the site has improved a lot recently.

But Ross got Rachel and Joey got cancelled!

My pepperoni addiction is to the point where I need to bake them in the oven until they’re crispy, like potato chips. Then I dip them in tomato sauce. Hormel, not Bridgeford. Bridgeford is pizza pepperoni. Hormel is for crispin’ then eatin’.

I bought a pair in about 2001 when I heard the company was going under and I still have and wear them. Older chucks were durable. Certainly not comfortable though.

Sourdough starter is a straight path to heartbreak, take it from someone who’s spent far too much of their life sniffing at a bowl of dead paste.

Of course I can’t keep houseplants alive either so maybe don’t listen to me.

Where I work all the dishwashers are teenagers and several of them have not even heard of Final Fantasy. One of them referred to the upcoming FF7 remake as “That old game with the guy with the Super Saiyan hair.” They sure do love them some Pokemon tho.

There’s no incoming tide, I live in the middle of NH and it’s been a problem for a while.

Amanda Waller is going to be in the Suicide Squad movie.
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That might be it.

As a line cook, I find this offensive. Unlike Jim Tomsula, I could probably find a job in any city I wanted.

Okay four.

He’s updating again. Like five or six strips so far this year.

Come to NH. You’ll be in literally the exact same situation but the booze will be cheaper.

“threatened to be the most disappointing Christmas tie since millions of suburban dads opening poorly-wrapped gifts from their kids”
FUCKIN BOOM