Can’t really argue with this.

milk, cream and butter are in every white recipe. It goes without saying.

#11 “this list is not productive nor a good conversation starter” guy

#8.5: The “if you’re not talking directly to me and giving me specifically individualized instructions on not being a piece of shit, then you’re being counterproductive and I’m just going to keep being a racist (but I always was going to just keep being a racist anyway)“ guy.

Yes, but a real game.

Yes, saying “basic” without scare quotes is now basic. Bare minimum is saying “normie” with 1.5 layers of irony.

Yes, saying “basic” without scare quotes is now basic. Bare minimum is saying “normie” with 1.5 layers of irony.

The William Tecumseh Sherman “Don’t Make Me Come Down There Again” Memorial Highway.

I didn’t know BIG APOCALYPSE was out here doing sponsored posts

It doesn’t matter because you won’t get one. They’ll be sold out before you can click the button, and Nintendo will stop production because fuck you.

Startups are like those “HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU??” infomercials, except for dumb rich people.

I insist that you find one and drive it.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

He might be right in other parts of the country. But Providence to Boston? From somewhere that is perennially in the top-10 for most corrupt places to somwhere that isn’t in the top-10 because they’re so much better at being corrupt?

I see some errors in the cosplay. For instance, she’s holding the gun correctly.

D.B. Pooper

"Stir fry over medium heat" is one of those recipe giveaways that what you're making is going to suck. It's right there with "Heat two tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil over high heat."