This video has a better angle on the whole twin-stick antics:

Get the 30 year and feel good about it.

It’s been 3 minutes, I think we can safely say he’s dead.

Bruce had only insured the package for roughly one third of its cost to Dahm in order to save himself money on shipping and customs costs.

After reading number 1, I felt this horrible mommy guilt and couldn’t finish reading. Then I started to feel angry. Angry because it took me a long time to snap out of the “first time mom” fog of misery created by guilt inducing articles like this one. Or at least number 1 since I really couldn’t read beyond that,…

Um, no.

It's metric, and so it's a craptonne.

You got it right in the picture. Zojirushi all the way. First day I used it my coffee damn near scalded me 12 hours later. It was somewhat befuddling that it maintained its temperature for so long.

You got it right in the picture. Zojirushi all the way. First day I used it my coffee damn near scalded me 12 hours…

I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.

The iOS app that emulates the 1980s Fairlight CMI sampling keyboard includes a setting for 8" floppy disk read error noises.

I tried so hard to keep a straight face, but when Mr. Regular calls you screaming on the toilet, it's basically impossible.

Said nobody ever.

False!

I never knew that I needed this until just now.

a video games "journalist"