Donna’s as plain as the Ann on Egg’s face

All the credit to the actress that plays Donna—I really have developed a hatred for her character.

Good list. I would maybe switch Emma and Persuasion but overall I agree with it.

That’s due for a remake. 

I wonder if the Klan got the idea of burning crosses from the Scottish clans. 

Mansfield Park is the one I can’t get through. I agree with Lionel Trilling about Fanny Pyrce. She is unlikable. 

Emma, her buns, they feel nothin’ like steel. I will see this because I think the lead actress is gorgeous. I am sure the movie will be pleasant and amusing, and then forgotten about. How many versions of Emma have they made now, movie and mini-series? 

Sabrina is cooling her heels over on her show, so could be used to crossover and bring Jarhead back from the dead. 

Lady Driver! Lady Driver! The first season had its ups and downs, but the second season was pure gold. Killed before its time. 

Ago, not again. Needed to die ages ago. 

Every murder hobo needs a kick ass theme song! My Cock Rages on!

The Limit Does Not Exist—where was Cady Heron? Hiram and Veronica need to have hate sex already. And then one of them, or both of them, need to disappear from this show. The Hiram/Veronica plot line needed to die ages and ages again.

Cheryl is such a fascist 

I am not sure she has the self awareness for that. Plus that means she would have to stop thinking about her father or Archie for a second.

I guess Sabrina and Martha Jones will need the Tardis to reverse the earth’s rotation and spin back time. 

I want to hear more about these Zombie plants/flowers. I wanted to also hear someone say ‘’You’re in Carcosa now’’

I enjoyed all the Riverdale touches--the Blossoms, ,maple syrup, ect. I think my favorite part of the episode was Zelda being dressed as Austen Powers. I guess we also now have indirect evidence that Nick and Sabrina are sleeping together, as she wasn’t identified as a virgin. I am surprised the show didn’t develop…

I like the actress a lot and root for her, but I worry she’s not talented enough an actress to really carry the show. 

Chained up returned from Hell Nick, with people being in the dark about him, reminded me of a sped up version of chained up returned from Hell Angel on Buffy.

Now we know where Penelope Blossom got to.