A private company owns the spot - if you hate what they’re doing, don’t shop there. They’ve apparently made the decision that it at the very least doesn’t harm them. Pregnant moms probably spend a lot of dollars on diapers, groceries, and baby stuff.

What about the space that minimizes chances of door dings?

Fuck.

Because that's totally on the same level as a country with the death penalty for blasphemy, adultery, homosexuality, and drugs...

My takeaways:
Loved the video, that looked like a ton of fun.
You did an awesome job.
There are a lot of haters in here.
Epstein did not kill himself.

The amount of petroleum getting used up in sick burnouts is so utterly negligible compared to everything else. It isn’t even a drop in the bucket, it’s more like a drop in the swimming pool, Olympic size.

Yes, but much like a Ferrari 250 GTO or a McLaren F1, the Element is worth the inflated price just for the cachet alone. 

I ended up with a 1987 Elite scooter and a broken laptop screen.

I think someone should check in on DT. He’s having an aneurysm.

with that 1/2 inch of flat backwash in it that used-to resemble beer

I offer a free complimentary tire rotations to these judges ! Perharps they will understand later why tightening the wheels nuts is quite important...

You know Panther Pink is a thing, right?

For my car, I’d rather have a Trunk Monkey

Yeah as much as the screaming works, the GDS has a fatal flaw. Your company sent me goats with the sleep mode, and every time something happens they just faint. I tried contacting your Goat Tech Support and the GTS just screamed at me. 

Hello valued Goatco customer! Sorry, but the current version of Goat Mode is incompatible with wolves and usage in this way will void your warranty.

This is great and all, but I’m still waiting on the Frunk Monkey.

Just a camera? Tesla really needs a more effective defense system.

Next step: a Tesla that takes the law into its own hands.

...And be 3 times the fun to drive.

Actually that means you’re a 0 attention span Gen Z’er. Millennials will watch up to 5 minutes. As Gen X, I can handle up to about a 20 minute youtube video before I refuse to watch. And Boomers can watch videos of infinite length is my understanding.