Did you just take a blow to the head? Are you okay, buddy?

I need to get to a doctor right away.

She likely was reported by the local HOA.

Maybe there hasn’t been a rush on cake yet.

Cake or death.

Holy shit. I was opening you guys up at work to just read some car news. This shook me to the core. I’ve watched her since her Spike days on the Powerblock. I remember getting excited to see her branch out to something as gigantic as Mythbusters. It was also awesome to see her jump in the cockpit of this beast and try…

Huge loss... what a badass woman. Rest in peace, Jessi.

The combination of not having AC, and then sitting in that interior just seems... revolting. Like, honest to God, I’d get nauseous from the heat and color combo.

Did you notice when the article mentioned a “plain-old car key” the example given was a battery-operated keyless entry fob? WTF?

It seems to have lost one of the necessary pedals to be an actual worthwhile JDM car. Hard pass, crack pipe.

“You can take the steering wheel from my cold dead hands m’fers!!”

See, I kinda hold the opposite view. I think with an EV, I’d rather not drive it. I think driving it would feel more like a chore since it’s so numb and quiet. It would be depressing, reminding me of the days I had so much fun driving my manual ICE cars. I’d rather be able to zone out and read a book. Like I’m riding…

How did someone put 69,000 miles on this?  CP!!!!!!!!!!!

It seems to be what it’s not…

Sonofabitch. I really wanted a NP today, because I’m a stingy bastard who has gone CP on just about everything lately. Then you trot out a mediocre Pontiac poorly disguised as a Ferrari that has front end damage. Not cool, Rob. Not cool. 

Is it April 1st already? 12k for a Fiero wearing a different hat? Bad shifting and body damage as well? Seriously? It is almost like there should be two voting options: CP or No really CP.

I used to think Fiero based Ferrari knockoffs were cool... when I was 9 years old.

Why would you buy something classy like an old diesel MB then throw a bunch of PepBoys trim pieces all over it?

*Sees Florida license plate*

Oh

I know, you might as well stick a bear-sized turkey baster on the outside. 

Believe this is the release handle for Pursuit Mode.