To be fair, the E60 does look like shit in white.

Well I mean his wife has supposedly left him. One doesn't usually go out and exercise after that happens.

It's obscenely fast and feels a bit AMG-ey in how it breaks traction with ease. Then again, it's more controlled than an AMG car, mainly because it has a better chassis. The balance of the M3 has shifted. Instead of being chassis first, it's distinctly powwwwwerrrrrrrr first and then chassis second. Not a bad thing,…

Interesting, Bentley only lists it as having 752ft/lbs. Which means it just got a 30hp bump.

I can't stand the C-Pillar. It looks like something off a Rolls Royce.

I think the last one wins.

In other news, Elon Musk just got done taking a dump.

I really hope Alfa actually builds this FR Platform they have been saying that would build. I really want to stop being a BMW fanboy but I don't have anyone else to be a fanboy for...

You know that's actually a very very good point.

The M235i weighs 3500lbs. I'm still saying they've lost the plot.

I'd get the E46 package.

Must be BMW's next new model...

Does the Jalopnik staff take turns sucking Elon Musk's dick or have ya'll figured out a way to all do it at once?

Fox Tampa is right though and all of you know it. Otherwise you wouldn't have been offended.

Brilliant bit of clickbait there with the title

Well by that logic, Artists should sue themselves for making the music that we pirate.

"Fiat's profits are down by 55%":

In what world is Chrysler competitive?

I'm kind of skeptical BMW would do something to help the Lexus brand.

As gorgous as it is, a V8 F-Type with AWD has got to be one of the heaviest road cars for it's size...