It's not that you're a shitty writer. It's that you're an awesome pothead.

"Pointless." - NY TIMES

"It used to be about THE MUSIC."
"Slag off!" *thrown whiskey bottle shatters on dressing room door*

Have you seen eating competitions? The winners are frequently the skinny dudes. The fact that they *are* skinny may correlate to high metabolism; ergo, larger appetites.

Marginally?

Only if you add your own spin, like "Meatwad_of_the_NJ_Meatwads' 'Tyler Perry's'".

Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Hmm, a lot for me to check out.

Empires is such a great album. I am skeptical that a better EBM record was ever made.

Do you want to get the authorities involved? Because that's how you get the authorities involved.

I can't recommend Non's *Children of the Black Sun* highly enough. Honestly, it's beautiful and strange and hypnotic.

Mmmm, titular fuck-up.

These guys were not good enough to justify all this analysis. You overthought it.

I know. My point was it's pretty lame for a guy whose whole thing is getting people to try other cultures to never make it to the outer boroughs.

If we paid to see the Transformers, he is.

I like Anthony Bourdain but how does it take that fuckin' guy 20 years to make it to Queens?

what could be simpler?

It's actually not that clear. Sometimes it was pressure. Sometimes it was that he felt he was enforcing negative stereotypes. Sometimes it's a conspiracy where comedy central was moving his office furniture around. There really HASN'T been a clear answer to why he left.

Fuck that. The new pope is awesome.

Yeah, but why would you even bring it up? How does it bear ona nything? It would be just as relevant as mentioning their eye color or something.