Eh, the other way's pretty racist, too. Who gives a shit what their religion is? Why does that bear on anything?

Crazy lady drivers!

Stupid Franco. First he gets his shitty prose published by being famous and now he starts World War III.

The real Frank Miller must be rolling in his grave!

This article was funnier than any joke I've seen on The Simpsons in a long time.

Is randnomness not cool for albums anymore? I came of age in the 90s, so that shit's de rigeur for me.

That's true. I'm just saying, it's weird to bitch about an unweildy comment system when the core group of writers went and formed some other site, even if some other really great writers like Marah stay and/or join up.

Uhh …. there is also the small matter of half the staff leaving …

Have you ever seen that clip of the farting reverend? That shit is so genius. I kind of remember Louie CK talking about it, too.

>>> Criticism only matters if the person giving it has some bona fides that
indicate he should be listened to and that his advice has a reasonable
chance of being correct.

I'm not being mean for no reason. I'm CRITICIZING. You do realize that's what this site is, right? Criticism and news on pop culture? Todd knows his writing isn't above criticism any more than all the tv shows he so ineptly reviews. And I don't subscribe to your essential argument that writing is just another…

See, you're exactly why TVDW could became a pro in the first place. Frankly, a little more concern about competence and a little less about being mean would make for much better writing.

I don't care if they ARE useful or helpful, they're true. The prose is just terrible. Dan Brown makes shitloads of money but that doesn't make his writing any better.

Haha. Well-played, acronym-man.

That's a variation on Worthington's law, right?

Before TVDW, I didn't realize prose could be so free-form and loose. And I still don't. Todd you seem like a good dude but your writing sucks. Take this opportunity to embiggen your writing skills.

What issues of race and dudes? There was a dudes and race issue and I wasn't informed?

The sequel will change that. :)

Have you seen that motherfucker's teeth? He's the white beetlejuice.

Franco's face is aging worse than his prose.