Honestly, I was addressing your failure to understand battery and why the case wouldn't be dismissed. I guess I assumed Kanye's achievements as an artist were your reasoning for defending a guy acting like an asshole. But it's not my central point.

Actually I was responding to your being "baffled that the case was not outright dismissed when this video exists."

You don't use that phrasing around other people, do you?

Listen to it again. It's a work of fucking genius.

He wasn't convicted of a "punch". He was convicted of battery. The legal definition of battery is commonly "an intentional unpermitted act causing harmful or offensive contact with the 'person' of another." California has its own definition but I would think charging someone and trying to wrest their camera from…

Pretty sure that's just you.

He could be the next-door neighbor in a Christian sitcom about a guy offering his daughters' sexual favors to local townspeople.

It's fun to make fun of him, but it seems like his insides are pretty messed up.

I don't know this other Monks band but I assure you, Gary Burgers' Monks were better.

Dave, Larry, Eddie, Roger, everybody, let's go!

I didn't even know there were other protopunk bands …

Way down …. to heaven.

"In the Amber of Your Overrated Adolescence Tour, 2014"

Only if you're not doing it right.

I wish her well. I also think it's an ugly thing, the way people go out of their way to attack her and point to her as an indication of everything that's wrong with society. These people, I think, must get the majority of their news from TMZ to think that she has anything substantive to teach us about modern ills,…

You goddam straphangers are ruining Mrs. Crane's beverage service!

Too bad Nabins not around because this movie sure ladles on the gay panic.

How about baseless speculation on the director's psychological state?

I thought LeBeef broke up with that cute Korean girl so he could fuck for art and now you're telling me it was a stunt cock?!?

Ctrl-F'd "The Ughs". Fuck!