This is what they should do with all of those pre-printed shirts for the teams that lose big games. I would absolutely wear an “Atlanta Falcons Super bowl LI Champions” shirt around Japan for a couple weeks.

Every rich person bellyaching about how work from home sucks should have to disclose their commercial real estate interests as a standard part of these interviews.

We had to back it up to confirm what we heard, but I thought it was notable that Walter sold himself to Misty as a Moriarty to her Holmes, not a Watson.

As much as I love this race, I think I love nearly as much being around people who are there for the first time. I was legit excited when I found out you hadn’t been before. When we were texting about it, I was literally in the van on the way to the Supra launch and I think I was just as excited about being able to…

This was during a time when GM was teasing a lot of modularity. Keep a hatchback and a notchback in your garage for your Storm and pop on whatever fits your mood. Change the color of your Fiero just by switching out the plastic body panels. They were trying to turn our cars into Transformers and I was extremely here…

I look forward to our first robot-on-robot road rage incident, which will somehow involve a baby alligator, someone shaving their genitals on their way to their ex-lover’s house, and flip-flops.

“Okay, I’ll bite. What’s the benefit of regenerative braking in autocross? I don’t understand.”

At GRM, even being hard core sports car nuts, we’re also technology enthusiasts, and the whole incursion of electric cars into amateur motorsports is pretty fascinating. One of the things that we didn’t really get into in the video, though, is maybe the most contentious part of competing in the new breed of “online”…

I backed into a Grassroots Motorsports project car (2012 Ford Mustang) with another Grassroots Motorsports project car (1974 Ford F350 ramp truck) at an event we were hosting in front of like 150 readers. Crushed the living hell our of the left front fender of the Mustang. Ramp truck was utterly unfazed. Honestly I…

True story: In the late ‘90s I raced on a team with Rael at the 24 Hours of Moroso (now Palm Beach Motorsports Park) in South Florida. We were part of a two-car team of about seven total drivers fielded by Mosler Motorsports. We weren’t in the same car, but both of our cars were being serviced by the same pit crews,…

Stop by and say hi if BMW lets you out of their clutches for a few minutes.

True story:

7/10 would still attempt to cuddle.

Are you advocating for more live entertainment at the pumps? Be careful what you wish for. I know a few improv groups who would jump at the chance to do a set between pump 11 and 13 at the local Citgo.

Who among us hasn’t scuttled our crowdfunded submarine to cover up a gruesome undersea murder after a life of moneyed eccentricity? It’s the oldest trick in the book.

Thanks for the shoutout. We try and do right by our tech and test bits for our readers. None of us are handsome or shameless enough to make it in this business on charm alone, so we gotta lay our marker somewhere.

LOLwrong. It’s sexist AND racist.

I just came here to mention that Excalibur was fairly awesome, despite containing no Limp Bizkit remixes.

It’s late. I’m barely playing 1.5d chess, wasn’t educated at Wharton and the last time I tried to grab some pussy I got the shit scratched out of me and had an asthma attack. Clearly it’s amateur hour in my neck of the woods.

1) Guy wins election.