If the Capitals close out the series, Kuznetsov should win the Conn Smythe, but Ovechkin would get it, especially if he scores another goal, whether in a series clincher or otherwise. He will have led the playoffs in goals, and the Conn Smythe is a “lifetime achievement” award. Just ask Phil Kessel.

“No, it’s not accurate. I don’t know who the (bleep) said that. That (bleep) is (bleep). Whoever said that (bleep) is (bleep). That’s all I have to say, man.”

All that Charlie Brown feeling truly went away after losing 3 straight to Tampa and still winning that series, it’s ok chris to believe.

It’s MORE than OK, Chris! The Caps’ annual collapse isn’t hilarious until fans set aside their fatalism.

Are we allowed to celebrate, now, you piece of shit Wilbon?

Please give me Game 1 now, thank you.

Today, I learned that generational snipers are just okay players.

Got nothing but respect for the Bolts. Awesome series.

Ah yes. Washington and Vegas. The Stanley cup final everyone predicted.

Holy fuck is the Canadian broadcast condescending as fuck towards Ovechkin, they just cannot give the guy any praise without undercutting it and bringing him down a little bit.

I’d love to make a smartass comment but all I can do is sit here in shock. I can’t believe this team is in the Finals. When we beat the Pens I literally screamed “FUCK YOU, PITTSBURGH” out the window, but this time I’m just in disbelief.

“I’m very sorry that you caught me doing shit I wasn’t supposed to do, and I vow to never again get caught doing that particular shit.”

Milwaukee Police Chief Alfonso Morales held a presser this evening and released a statement apologizing for the unnecessary force used on Brown.

Is 11 really too early to think about lunch?

I love the old time hockey granddad fan classic double tap on glass, wave, and then look back.

Kutznetsov is Russian for “when pigs fly”.

Guess this means cats and dogs will be living together.

Oh, he’s aware

My god, it’s full of Drew.