Christ. You have a career that pays you more than 99.9% of the population, but with a very limited earning window, and you throw it away because you want to beat up on a woman.

Eeverything about this sucks. Sucks he is a piece of dung, sucks he is a moron, sucks he has a 10 cent head, sucks he will sign with the Patriots.

Does her being a stripper make her less credible? Or just that you don’t believe her motives for becoming a stripper?

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

The mush that’s inside Aikman’s head thinks it’s a good call. 

I’m going to go out on a limb and predict that Fitzpatrick will have a better second half, with no interceptions, and will end up being the first NFL QB ever to throw for 400+ yards in three straight games.

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

What a shit show 2018 is, and I know the Browns winning one game isn’t much, but I dig it, and it made me happy, and that’s what we want from sports.

Rob Gronkowski approves!

You missed posting this at 4:20 by two minutes.

That’s quite the switch for AP.

You just can’t cancel games because they are pointless!

Ass cancer that curiously shows up on his lips, and in his mouth and throat?

I hope he gets cancer and dies a miserable death.

...haven’t been since the Ronaldo/Rivaldo/Ronaldihno superteam

Half your take is garbage. Brazil are nowhere near the best team in the world and haven’t been since the Ronaldo/Rivaldo/Ronaldihno superteam. That’s a lazy opinion anchored by now ancient history and some sort of belief that just because they’re Brazil, they’re the best. At best, they’re an average side,…

You missed out the best line, where he says this is a sign of “growing extremism”.

I’m still in tears. Being a fan for over 30 years I can’t even describe the feeling. But it’s amazing.

I almost paced a hole in my floor, and then I cried with such relief and joy. ALL FUCKING CAPS!!!

(and for real, like it wasn’t dramatic enough without the clock issue? I was clutching my 15 year old in a panic haha)