In Pittsburgh they call that a “Big Ben”.

Even when we reach the eventual rebuild years, never forget: Sidney Crosby has won more Cups than the entire Flyers organization.

I’m so ready for the Penguins to fall back into irrelevancy. Is jealousy a factor? Absolutely, but my point stands.

Blake Bortles won a playoff game. Anything is possible.

I got $10 that says ‘Ol Kurt breaks your soul at some point. 

The fucking Bills, man. They trade their starting quarterback to a team that is going to also draft a quarterback regardless. They double-fucked themselves. Hope you enjoyed that playoff game, Buffalo. You aren’t seeing another one for a looong time.

Man, think of that, think how strong you would have to be to pick up the average green bay packers fan.

Did men always want bigger dicks or is that a new thing?

You know, it hit me after I published this that the Vikings could be in play here, too. They certainly have some huge decisions to make with Case Keenum, Teddy Bridgewater, and Sam Bradford all due to become unrestricted free agents. A lot depends on who they first choose as their offensive coordinator.

But it was the revelation that the supervisor of the unit instructed officers to carry a toy gun just in case they found themselves “in a jam” and needed to plant one.

Yeah sorry but this article just isn’t doing anyone a service. If you want something meaningful compare buying to leasing, and you’ll look at the math, and see that buying is the way to go if you want to have the car for more than five or so years.

Yes, a car is not an investment it is a sunk cost just like rent or your electricity bill. You have people carrying a balance on their credit cards at double digit rates which is far worse than a 4% loan.

You don’t seem to understand ‘investing’ or ‘opportunity cost’

- William Atherton (debatable whether this character was really a douche canoe in this movie, but I’m insisting because I love the man; Walter Peck - Ghostbusters) - (Richard Thornburg - Die Hard) indubitably a douche yacht.

Goddamn fan. If anything, we know that it was getting in the holes all these years that ruined Tiger’s game in the first place.

How about just closing the fucking roof? Who does that hurt? Who does watching two good tennis players play shitty tennis benefit?

A good thing to see after reading/hearing all of these brave, gruesome statements:

We should keep in mind that Palo Alto is a film based on a book of short stories written by Franco himself. The older man/younger woman pairing is therefore something he has thought about (most likely acted out) before.