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I like it better when Reggie is the one being photobombed.

As a keeper myself, I can attest to the fact that it is very hard to keep a clean sheet when you have an enormous boner.

Reason being that nobody in their right mind would take a NORMAL photograph of a Ducks jersey.

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Laugh all you want. I still lost my shit when this went down, along with everyone else in the theater.

Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.

Obligatory Elaine gif thread!

C'mon Barry. I think we can all agree that when it comes to toughness, hockey players like Clint Malarchuk are definitely a cut above the rest. Guys like Kevin Ware really don't have a leg to stand on here.

He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come

Yeah...I don;t know how the fuck this shit works anymore.

Kim Jong Un killed a lot of people.

Let me guess, you're one of the two who didn't blow their whistles.

Big deal. "30 Rock" coasted on the back of a giant dick for seven seasons.

As a Canadian, you should be concerned about not being an American.

I had a short stint in east coast minor league wrestling. I went by the name of Shasta Mike and my special move was the Cankle Yank. I met a lot of big names on their way up. I even got to see their dicks.

I was going to come on here and bitch about the incredibly litigious society we live in where people sue over the pettiest of shit, and then I read the article and realized how ridiculous this actually was. I hate most lawsuits, but even $75k seems low here. Fuck that coach.

It's a movie, stop taking everything so seriously. In other news, transformers don't exist and Batman is just a guy in a suit.