A bottle of crown royal will (should) warm any man’s heart.

all booze tastes better with a little dilution.

Believe it or not, adults are allowed to use ice cubes to cool soup too.

“I rarely feel bad for men. Most of the time, they are kind of hard to feel bad for. But I feel bad for them when I read the gift guides aimed at them. Nearly every guide of gifts for brothers, fathers, husbands and lovers (ew)...“

What the fuck? Why is this OK? If I replaced “men” in the above statement with “women”…

Read: an article about how you hate men and everything is just part of this impenetrable male patriarchy that oppresses you. Also some people like their alcohol more when it’s not diluted. Which is why the distiller dilutes the whiskey to a particular alcohol %. Your subjective opinion is not fact. A majority of woman…

Crown (while formally a higher tier whiskey) hasn’t been a top shelfer in years. It’s been a long time since they’ve went from being 12 year aged whiskeys to being blends of between 5-8 years.

The only thing I had a problem with in First Avenger is that they should have held for an extra two seconds on Evans’ face after he delivered that last line. I found the cut to credits too abrupt, like the movie was wincing away from letting the sadness of the moment really land.

Hey, I like Thor a lot -- certainly more than Tom it appears -- but still less than The First Avenger, which I still feel is the most underrated of Phase 1...

“No one wants to associate themselves with the NFL,” says Us Weekly’s source.

OTOH, people have been saying Cybill is a pain in the ass since at least the early 70s. So maybe everybody’s awful?

I like to believe his writers did this on purpose to troll him.

I know it’s too much to ask of Deadspin to not conflate two separate issues here (McNair’s death and the toxic culture), but the people responsible for Jordan’s death still work at the university. Wallace Loh rejected the former AD’s request to outsource medical oversight of athletics to the more independent…

Speaking of narcissistic sociopaths, is Drew doing better?

I am embarrassed for you by the fact that you think it’s cool to shit on something completely harmless.

What’s embarrassing is that this article is actually featured on my google.... Pentatonix are doing something right cuz they are making more money than anyone commenting and they are having fun doing it. You think its embarrassing, I’d dress up like a gladiator too if I was having fun, making loads of money and had an …

Oooooo you're so edgy.

They’re doing what they like, and in the process getting to do stuff like zip line in Vegas. I don’t see any reason they should be embarrassed about that. Shaming them for it, on the other hand...

Well, this is an embarrassing article. Let them do them, and you do you, judgmental Sally.

You’re pathetic. Fine, you don’t like their music but that doesn’t mean you have to be a total douche. Luckily you’re opinion doesn’t really matter, you’re an editor with jezebel... not exactly life goal material. 

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