Thielen was pissed because the defense was giving up that play all game long but the play didn’t get called until garbage time.

They offered to rush him to the airport afterwards; but he passed....(get me out of the greys, dammitt)

How is (was?) this guy a head coaching candidate? I will admit I only know him as a head coaching candidate because the MNF talking heads would not stop bringing up that fact he is (was?) and how great he is, despite his unit getting dominated by the Region of Gloom all night.

It seems like only 9 days ago* when Troy Aikman was touting DeFilippo as an offensive genius and future star head coach.

A giant industrial spool of fiber optic cable fell off a truck and went cruising down the Houston highway yesterday.

Oh no! A school bus full of CHILDREN! <clutches pearls>

not trying to be a nitpicking jerk, but an ar15 isn’t a machine gun.

I *did* grow up watching him play.

It sucks when you forget the safe word.

Counterpoint: it's a fun twist on the whole choreographed celebration bullshit. It's called gamesmanship, and I'm all for it.

Pretty sure this is just spotter sound bytes from a NASCAR computer game. Still good, but could be better.

Exactly what I thought. It sounds like a few canned clips from an (old) video game. 

I agree.  Was this from a video game?

I hope/assume the spin off will die immediately. I have only seen clips of it and I just don’t understand why it exists.

Wait, though. Can’t they just boot him out? This is the Embassy. Their federal government. I’m pretty sure they can revoke sanctuary status if they want to.

The defense of Portman’s comment is downright bizarre.  It doesn’t even matter whether she mentioned Jessica or anyone else, though I could see why Jessica would feel personally attacked.  It’s here - and I don’t think it’s the first time - pushing this slut-shaming bull.  A woman in a bikini doesn’t make her a…

I was really talking about mixed media messages out there for young women

It’s been two days, so can we safely assume that y’all are just not gonna mention the fact that Lena Dunham confessed to lying in order to discredit an underage black rape victim. 

They really tried to figure out who did it, interviewed tons of people. They even spoke with the dogs’ breeder and main suspect, Ernest Mal. They never got anything from him though, because Mal’s a mute.

If Ed had worn a tuxedo and Beyonce some streetwear, she would have been the bold empowered black chick who gives no fucks and he would have been the cringy tryhard. There’s no pleasing Jezebel, you know that.