“Anyway, how does a team as good as the Vikings go down 17 points in 10 minutes against a shitty Bills team quarterbacked by Josh Allen?”

Stay with me here because this is a whopper, but maybe -- just MAYBE -- a team that has now tied a Packers team that would be butt without its QB and lost to a Buffalo team that is…

James Tiberius Kirk doesn’t believe in the no-win scenario.

If I had to describe the team in a single word, they are brittle.

Vikes not addressing their o-line did this. 

Why have I never seen a video/gif of an NFL player attempting to leap over a defender, only to get speared in the junk?

I fail to see how this puts my life at risk unless I’m an attendee? I’m not in that circle. Still horrible but I’d rather have this then racing on the highway or roads where I’m actually driving. Seems like this will just kill people into this and that’s fine by me. Stop breaking these up cops, your standing in…

Why are you happy a show you aren’t interested in and never watched ends?

He got better

Sorry to rain on the parade, but you do realize that it will be on in syndication for the next 100 or so years.

The first seasons of this show were fantastic: I laughed out loud, marveled at Jim Parsons, and cared about the characters. Around season 5 it sucked: the characters got overly caricatured, the jokes fell into a stale rhythm and the plot twists were anything but.....yes, Big Bang Theory, it is time for you to go.

I would think losing to Troy, at home,  is more of hitting rock bottom than getting trucked by Michigan.

Nah, don’t want to pollute the atmosphere; just pump it straight into her car

Teslas don’t look like you’re sacrificing for the cause. How will people know??

Pro-tip: Come up with a witty insult about the officer’s waist size and penchant for doughnuts.  I guarantee they’ll be thrown entirely off guard by such a unique witticism.

Judge: “I sentence you to be coal-rolled at every stoplight for six months.”

Seems like the smug cloud has spread to Washington. Better send in the search and rescue party for stranded Jalops/Oppos.

And this is precisely why we need driving tests (written and ride along) for EVERY motorist EVERY 5 years. Plan and simple.

“I will own your bank account. I will own your house.”

I don’t expect much else from the Lions, Matt Patricia knows the New England Patriots, of that I am confident, I’m not fairly confident his skill set as a coach goes much further than that...

Pats always look awful in September and amazing in December. They always seem to lose an early game against a bad team. This same article could have been written last year about KC, or a few years ago when the Cardinals beat them at home. It's why I never pick them for a survivor bracket anymore.