Ignore them.  Don’t talk back.  Most people get the message.

Yes, how dare the plane representing America be painted red, white, and blue.  The horrors!

Bring back the J trucks or the Commanche and watch them roll off the lots as fast as they’re delivered.  When people said they wanted a Jeep truck they weren’t talking about taking a Wrangler and slapping a crappy bed on it.

Would argue that if that’s what breaks it, you shouldn’t have been together in the first place.

What to do?  Wave at them from the pre-check line and get a drink while you wait on the other side.

Why would I want to watch the Grammys in the first place?

Got ya hot and bothered did it?

Good.  I’ve had it with that crap on airplanes.  Lady about two years ago had a miniature pig that screamed for what seemed like 12 days.  (it was a 2 hour flight)

I don’t mind the white guys wearing cornrow wigs, but why are the wigs so shitty looking?

So where are you going?

I don’t think this is a “botched” procedure.  It was successful at doing what it was supposed to do.  The hair can be removed with laser hair removal treatments.

The walker is a nice touch; his lawyer must be from the Bill Cosby-is-blind school of defense tactics.

Nice clickbait title.

Lol.  Dance, puppet, dance.

And yet you answered, which only gives attention to the allegedly troll.  Nice job.

So you’ll be removing your comment?

I believe “fuck face” or “dipshit” is appropriate these days. 

“It’s a decision that doesn’t just undercut Johnson’s story, in which Kylo Ren reveals to Rey that her parents were nobodies, the better to reaffirm just how isolated and meaningless she is in the eyes of others.”

Yeah, you keep singing until the music stops because if you stop people will hear the tape still running.

Actually, the lesson is to not do steroids.