You get paid for this?

That would be the best solution, but the 12 people who fence and the 20 or so who do rhythmic gymnastics will pitch a fit.

The IOC got greedy and killed the goose that laid the golden eggs. If they moderated their graft and corruption a bit they could have sustained things better.

Tomlin is a shit coach.

Oh my god, he said nigger 7 years ago.  Grab the torches and pitchforks!

Don’t hate Christmas.  All of your pain could have just as easily happened on the 4th of October.  Hate cancer, hate disease.

Geez, that sentence contradicts itself.  

If that was true, then why do they have copyright registration forms and a place to send them?

I might have a tiny, itty-bitty, miniscule bit of sympathy for them if they had any actual copyright to the dances in question.  They don’t.  Not a one of them registered their “creations”.   

I actually liked the song the first time I heard it.  Its basically classic country.  But after you hear it a few times it becomes a “why isn’t she in jail” song.

Interesting that you seem to spend a lot of time bringing down people who are more accomplished and more talented than you.  Speaks volumes.

They’re teenagers, by definition self-absorbed twits.  Best bet is to have every order paid out at a cash register and put a tip jar next to it.

He didn’t have an account with that bank, hence the extra scrutiny. Bank tellers are taught to be alert to a number of financial scams, including people without accounts trying to cash checks.  Calling the police was extra though.

I owned one in 1981. It was horrible. 4 cylinder, no power, the bed was single wall construction and you could dent the hell out of it in a heartbeat.  So starved for power that you couldn’t maintain highway speed up any kind of grade.

He’s doing that podcast precisely because in the booth he is horrible.  I’d bet he’s pedantic and boring, and not a little Rain Man as well.

I’ve never understood why, with the money these guys are getting paid, they don’t go to a good ortho doctor and have that shit fixed.

No, Cybill ended because of shitty ratings. 4th season they were #50.

I would take gender studies just so I could fuck with the snowflakes.

The NFL just needs to give the people what they want.  Weird Al would kill.

They screwed it up by assuming Tannehill could throw it 75 yards.  Even if his shoulder wasn’t jacked up I doubt he could throw it 50.  You don’t call a hail mary defense in that situation; you call a standard nickel package.