I call bullshit on this. Like all things, if your hygiene is poor without a beard, it will be poor with a beard. There is no reason ANY man’s beard should contain fecal matter. NONE. Even if you go down on someone and they’re not having the freshest of days, you STILL wash your beard, you nasty fucker. If you change a…
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Add kittens to the mix and I don’t care WHAT’S in that beard.
Since when have “dadbods” not been celebrated? Adam Sandler, Stephen Colbert, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Will Forte, Ty Burrell, Bob Odenkirk, Rainn Wilson... I can keep going. The list of famous, wealthy men on tv/in movies with “dadbods” numbers in the hundreds. The list of famous, wealthy women on tv/in movies…
Often, during these arguments about past events, I simply remind myself the alternatives are Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz.
Let’s keep the entirely valid criticism of her front and center, as long as we also fucking vote. I’d hate to have another election when all the goddamned evangelical bigots vote and all the disillusioned liberals stay home.
By all means, dude. I’m not trying to take away your freedom of choice here.
if i can never see a fetus on a poster again, that would be g r e a t.
oklahoma only cares about saving the fetuses, not educating them when they come out.
“he’d love to set himself on fire and die over it, if his Christian beliefs didn’t prevent him.” My favorite kind of hypothetical. I’d love to have flown up and stopped the 9/11 planes with my iron fists, but I don’t have iron fists, I can’t fly, and can’t stop more than a soccer ball kicked to me by my three year…
GUYS KEVIN CALVEY IS ON KINJA!!!
No, you’re right. Everything that is wrong with Hillary will be made right by President Ted Cruz.
I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically.
Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?
I mean, I try not to be That Guy about most nerdrage-y things, but “I AM DAENERYS TARGARYEN” is like 60% of her fucking lines.
It kind of hurts my heart that Cap and Agent Carter never got to hook up.
I keep it well hidden. You guys’ll never get it!
The thing that drives me just...SO nuts is that there WAS peaceful protests. This isn’t some new issue that was just brought to the publics attention. There have been peaceful protests for years & NOTHING has changed. Nothing! No one listened & nothing changed (talk about setting a precedent).This may sound cruel but…
Do you guys ever bump into another lady on the street and wonder to yourself if they’re a fellow Jezebel commenter because I do all the time. And then I think wouldn’t it be crazy if like adultsaur’s doctor IRL is yoga nerd md and neither of them knows it.
Seconded for Miles Morales. Peter Parker should take on an older Bruce Wayne, Batman Beyond style, position as mentor and supporting character. This way, fans of both can show up. Every once in awhile, Peter can don the suit for serious emergencies. Morales is a) an interesting character and b) not saddled with…