Homeschooling should be illegal

But that's only 2 oz of liquor! What is this, amateur hour?

That's a thousand stars. For you.

Yes I did; thank you.

Actually, the blog also takes its name from a Bette Davis movie called Jezebel. The choice of the name Jezebel was to demonstrate the laughable hypocrisy in how women who were so-called "Jezebels" were historically vilified thanks in large part to a patriarchal culture obsessed with shaming women for owning their…

bitch it might, you don't know her fucking life.

This is my favorite shade of the year. Martha is fucking hilarious.

I found this little peanut in a synagogue garden where neighbors told me she had been dumped with her mom and two sibs; the mother was taken away by the city for biting a kid and the babies were left. I kept her because she was the skinniest and most pathetic of the three and found homes for the two brothers.

Cock, cunt and fuck always struck me as a complete set. All equally succinct and visceral. I can see how some would find them a bet aggressive.

As a guy, I think "cock" is sexier than "dick," it has a fuller sound (dick has that thin "i" sound, and no one wants their penis to sound thin), but I realize I might be a minority here, and I guess women might feel better saying "dick" vs. "cock." I suppose "cock" is a little bit dirtier or whatever.

But to say that she "Banned Rape" as the HEADLINE of the article suggests is bullshit. This was in no way the banning of rape. She just didn't want her sailors raping the captives when they should be pillaging and plundering and taking as yet more captives.

Was Katniss supposed to be East-Asian?

yeah, I hate to be a downer, but trying to make "you can only rape captives WITH PERMISSION" into "rah rah girl power!" is a bit of a stretch

Legend claims that she was a prostitute in a Cantonese floating brothel and that she refused Cheng's proposal until he promised to give her half of his fleet and a share of his command

But... where's the video of them all having sex afterwards?

If this pisses you off, and you wish you could do something about it, YOU CAN. Go to Planned Parenthood right now and drop a little money in their bucket. Even if it's just $5. You can make a difference in the world. Go on. Show PP some righteous love. Be one of the people who help fight the darkness.

Is there any actual dad out there that truly loves his teenage daughter who, when having to choose between her having access to the Plan B drug or having her life destroyed by having a baby before she graduates high school, would actually choose option 2? If you exist, please contact me so I can swing by your place…

I'M NOT WHITE YOU FOOL.

You know this isn't a sex/gender thing, right? Like, my libido is higher than my husband's; he's the one hung up on monogamy.