I call bullshit on this. Like all things, if your hygiene is poor without a beard, it will be poor with a beard. There is no reason ANY man’s beard should contain fecal matter. NONE. Even if you go down on someone and they’re not having the freshest of days, you STILL wash your beard, you nasty fucker. If you change a…

Add kittens to the mix and I don’t care WHAT’S in that beard.

I have no problem with this. I never understand people who argue against being given more information. Do with it what you will.

16 years on and people still bitch about Phantom Menace, so yeah. A shitty movie will be shitty until the end of time.

I liked this much better than the first. it had more of what I wanted out of an Avengers film. Better action, more banter, stronger relationships, and tons of personality clashes. It was more like reading one of the comics than any Marvel film so far.

James Spader as Ultron was like every piece of snarky, insightful…

Since when have “dadbods” not been celebrated? Adam Sandler, Stephen Colbert, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Will Forte, Ty Burrell, Bob Odenkirk, Rainn Wilson... I can keep going. The list of famous, wealthy men on tv/in movies with “dadbods” numbers in the hundreds. The list of famous, wealthy women on tv/in movies…

Often, during these arguments about past events, I simply remind myself the alternatives are Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz.

Let’s keep the entirely valid criticism of her front and center, as long as we also fucking vote. I’d hate to have another election when all the goddamned evangelical bigots vote and all the disillusioned liberals stay home.

Planning to take down an evil, mad god? Step 1: slip into something reeaal fuckin’ sexy.

Phew! And here I was thinking she wouldn’t be wearing a crotch hugger and showing some boob.

By all means, dude. I’m not trying to take away your freedom of choice here.

if i can never see a fetus on a poster again, that would be g r e a t.

oklahoma only cares about saving the fetuses, not educating them when they come out.

“he’d love to set himself on fire and die over it, if his Christian beliefs didn’t prevent him.” My favorite kind of hypothetical. I’d love to have flown up and stopped the 9/11 planes with my iron fists, but I don’t have iron fists, I can’t fly, and can’t stop more than a soccer ball kicked to me by my three year…

GUYS KEVIN CALVEY IS ON KINJA!!!

I love the idea of the Big Bad being basically a personification of outdated values, homophobia and the patriarchy.

The show is essentially Batman, just with the Green Arrow instead. It bares little resemblance to comic Oliver’s arc, except in a few revisions.

No, you’re right. Everything that is wrong with Hillary will be made right by President Ted Cruz.

I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically.

Seconded for Miles Morales. Peter Parker should take on an older Bruce Wayne, Batman Beyond style, position as mentor and supporting character. This way, fans of both can show up. Every once in awhile, Peter can don the suit for serious emergencies. Morales is a) an interesting character and b) not saddled with…