I’ve felt that way since the dangling-chads-election of President GW Bush of November 7th 1999. I feel like we’re all trapped in a Groundhog Day endless repeat of accelerating cray cray since then.

Definitely full of shit. Anyone who comes up with new forms of math is always full of shit.

I’m convinced we’re in a lost final season episode of Lost, ‘cause that shit was cray.

I can’t believe that I haven’t Quantum Leaped yet. Of all the places I have leaped this is the second worst to the reality where Ted Cruz devoured a live platypus at the RNC and still got in the White House.

I’m not yet convinced this year isn’t a very sick episode of Candid Camera.

I can't tell you how many times that thought crossed my mind tonight.

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

Seriously, this cannot be said enough. He is not someone who should be aaaaanywhere near the oval.

Fuck Mike Pence.

The hilarious thing about Milo is that (when he was still on Twitter) he announced that he didn’t buy into his own shit IN HIS BIO, in which he referred to himself as a “supervillain” - even he thinks he’s evil.

Ah the sweet taste of male tears.

Ewww. No thank you. I wouldn’t fuck Milo with Donald’s microdick.

He also started a scholarship fund for white men exclusively who wanted to attend college, took donations for this, and has still not even put up an application page.

“He self-published a book of poetry called Eskimo Papoose that was full of plagiarized Tori Amos lyrics.” This sentence is so wonderful. It’s like the most amazing Mad Libs ever.

HAH! Every one of those tweets is literally my reaction to the particular page he’s on.

Their terror at her existence proves her greatness.

OMG. I love this.

You are right. It is so nauseating that Trump hired that Breitbart shitface to run his crappy campaign.

He self-published a book of poetry called Eskimo Papoose that was full of plagiarized Tori Amos lyrics.

Oh you'll be fine. People just need to adjust.