Y'know, I thought really, really hard about this. I'd purchased Final Fantasy XIII for my PS3 a few years ago, but I couldn't force myself through it (I'm a long-standing fan of the franchise, back to the first game in 1990 in the West, and I couldn't get down with, "Weepy emo kids run down hallways forever" as a…

Rockin n Rollin n Whatnot...

Here's my go at it. Hah.

I think nothing can amuse me more than this one.

Last time I saw someone get beat this bad it was security footage from a elevator

its because they waited until they actually played the game it was meant to be played before rushing a review out lol

Won't lie, not going to ever buy a xbox one. Bought an xbox to play the first halo, but not going to do it again. You want this sale Microsoft, bring it to PC.

Is reverse pregnancy when the baby crawls back into your uterus and is slowly absorbed for all its delicious proteins?

Because Microsoft needs it to sell Xbox Ones. Tons of them.
They can PR speak around this all day long but they're not fooling anybody.

Solution, fire everyone involved with single player Final Fantasy and give the money to teams that actually make stuff, like Bravely Default and FF14 Reborn.

Kristin: Hi hun, how'd the game go tonight?

I'm was losing my shit laughing at Chewy.

The best parts were Chewbacca

If only my dick was big enough...

*Sigh* I guess I'll volunteer.

It would take you to the game's official site. That, of course, only mentions the PS4 version. There is no mention of the Xbox One version at all (though, the new trailer's YouTube description does list the game for PS4 and Xbox One, so keep the hope alive Japanese Xbox One owners).

Pretty nice trailer. Still, I have to say:

"the neighbor's kid poked me three times and now he's all over the stroller :("