jovian09
Jovian09
jovian09

I cannot wait.

Tetris?

Please dont screw this up, Please dont screw this up, Please dont screw this up, Please dont screw this up. *Crosses fingers* No whammy's No Whammy's

Red Dwarf was an amazing show.

Why straight people need bring in sex everywhere? If you are straight, fine, but keep it for yourself. The world dont need to know you are like sleep with different sex people. But no, every straight need to show what he do in bedroom for everyone to see. And about you are proud? For having sex? Or just be straight?

You know, I understand the point of having seperate male and female sports when they require physical activity, as there are obvious physical differences that make different categories make sense.

I totally have that purple vibrator.

That design looks a little farfetch'd.

43% of gamers are under represented lefties that are sick of companies not adding left handed functionality to their games because "it would cost too much" or "it'll double the workload" or some BS like that

AWWWWWW. I saw that punch commin' a mile away. Didn't make the blow any softer though.

No black characters in it, but you aren't upset about that. No bisexual characters, but you aren't upset about that. What, exactly, do you need to qualify for representation? Is there a particular percentage of the worlds population you need? A quota of some sort to meet? I just want to know so I can start

Write a character.

Yeah! And 66% of Americans are overweight, and while I don't know how that translates to gamers I'll go out on a limb and say it's a similar %, so where's my morbidly obese assassin?

You don't have a squad of 4 playable characters. You people just keep on screaming and whining, but don't actually know what it is about.

You do not have to represent them as playable in every game. Ubisoft has a long history of putting playable lead female characters in their games from time to time, a history of strong female non playable characters in their stories and proven record of adding female playable characters in coop from time to

You realize that most PC owners also have consoles right? That's what a real gamer is. And if consoles are where people game why is 2/3 of my friends list always displayed as watching Netflix?

I've never even played Assassins' Creed before. You know who has played every game in the series? My GIRLFRIEND.

Get ready for another witchunt guys so we can attempt force creative artists to change their game even though they have a valid reason not to. I mean we understand game development more then them right? Obviously they are lying when they say they have to redesign all the animations for a totally new gender right? tens

That seems super dumb though. I don't want some character I put a ton of time into to just up and die for some stupid reason like laughter. I want my character to die from something I can actually control.

I did a few of these for Sketch Dailies too!