I fucking hate Eurovision. Hearing half of everyone I know talk about the vapid, ridiculous proceedings is the worst part of May, the month that brings me hay fever every year.

The art’s fantastic, and a hallmark of Amplitude, but I’m pretty sad I’ll probably never get to see a craver fist-bumping a sophon in the actual game.

I have no problems with the DualShock 3 from a gaming standpoint. I was raised on that design, and after three generations it fits my hands like they were born to hold it. But in contrast I haven’t found mine durable at all. In total I believe I’ve owned five PS3 controllers; four DS3s and the original Sixaxis one…

Vaan and Penelo really are tangential to the story aren’t they. Basch was going to be the “main” character but apparently he was insufficiently young and effeminate. He’d be my pick. But Fantasy Han Solo and Sexy Chewbacca would have been a great starting point as well.

I love Mass Effect, and I was not disappointed by this game. But rolling a new default femRyder having finished my first playthrough as a custom male made me realise just how stupidly lucky I was. Sara Ryder’s face was flat-out appalling before this patch. Not to mention that her head and neck simply don’t match her…

That’s my point.

Good to see that scene get some coverage, especially since Pokemon isn’t really geared towards professional competitive play. It’s just a shame VGC lacks variety so badly. There are 800 different mons now and in this format we never get to see more than 20 or so.

aDrive won a competitive invitational? That’s guy’s awesome! Not a huge surprise to anyone who’s seen him play competitively in a more casual format, so I’m a little surprised to hear he was getting craptalk, but nonetheless well-deserved.

From another point of view, Pokémon finally gets long-overdue Usain Bolt ad.

Whoah... we do not have this problem in the UK.

Imagine seeing that out the port side window.

So it doesn’t suck? Hoorah!!!

Finally found Rise of the Tomb Raider at a friendly price, and damn if I’m not going to sink my teeth into it!

December headline: “70% Of All Steam Games Were Released In 2017"

I haven’t seen that...face? in twenty years.

I’m all about this ranking. I’m not a TLoZ megafan like some, but I’ve played most of these and some of them rank among my favourite ever games. I’m particularly happy to see the Oracle games get some love. Those two are pitch perfect representatives of the series, and the artistic direction (inherited from Link’s…

Managing the clock as a coach is one thing, not executing on the field is entirely another. The Falcons committed fatal penalties and a disastrous turnover when they should have had the game in hand. On the day, there’s nothing the OC can do about that.

This is what people were expecting to happen though right? The mere act of catching Missingno. in Red and Blue results in a glitched game.

Without the video I would have said that’s just the standard pecs have to live up to in Dragon Ball these days.

Can I momentarily draw attention to how absurd it is that practice is a commodity that can be taken away as a punishment in the NFL?