I always imagined the Captain as more of a Jim Jeffries type.

Being banned from Spirit isn’t the worst thing in the world. At least he wasn’t banned from an airline that actually flies planes.

I absolutely loved, loved, loved this look. The whole thing. He KILLED.

It’s the ‘congratulations’ that makes it art for me

+1 for the Animal House reference.  

C’mon guy, there are much more important things to get bent out of shape over and make stickers about than speeding.

The passive-aggressive level here is well over 9000.

Beeeeeyotcccccch!

Sure you can fly with water, you just can’t take it through airport security. You can buy it, or fill up an empty bottle, once you pass security.

Woah, somebody’s grandma is one tough mother

A surprising amount of punk rockers are right-wing shitbags. If this story hadn’t come out I would have assumed Mike Ness was one of them since most of the no-taste-having right-wing shitbag “punk rockers” I know of are into Social D bigly.

4 actually, you forgot the white skin on her face and hands.

This is not a shooting brake, this is a WAGON.

I liked Shakes The Clown,

I never knew that I wanted this. I still don’t know why I want this, but...I want this.

I agree with your sentiment but Mr. Hogg, Ms. Gonzalez, and the rest are most definitely not kids. These are full blown adult leaders and the new face of what it means to be an American. We owe them a huge debt of gratitude and that starts by not condescending to call them kids.

He made Serendipity. A lot of us haven’t forgiven him for that yet.

WTF happened to Cusack’s career?

Most reasonable people like to see racist scum fail.

Somebody get the Coen brothers on the line and get them writing Goodman a part. He can bring Laurie Metcalf along with him.