I’m seeing a lot of 1970's era Bertone concept car design.

Looks like R Kelly is gonna have some company.

He had pink eye! Whereas Matt Lauer had his eye on pink.

...ewwww. that joke was bad.

Bob, you could have told somebody.

Now that Alabama is set to make a pedophile a senator, this whole pee tape thing seems kinda quaint.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

There are so many levels of irony here that I officially don’t understand any of it. Someone do a translation for a befuddled non-American?

Nothing will be come of this.

Comparing guns to a heavily regulated item that you must take proficiency tests with, gain insurance for before you are licensed to operate, and have an entire police force built around monitoring... is amusing.

Yes, let’s get to the level of control we put on cars, then if this is still happening we can talk!

Because not everyone is such a twat.

Uh-Oh. Tweetstorm a brewin’. King Cheeto be like:

Can we take one day a week for the rest of his (please god, short) presidency when we don’t talk about him? It is exhausting: I am actually tired, not to mention depressed and unproductive, because I keep looking at the Times, the Wall Street Journal and the Washington Post with my jaw slightly open. And Mrs.…

Wheres the snowpiercer reference when you need it?

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

Why do shitty drivers sign up for a job that requires nothing but driving?

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

I don’t speak this language. Can somebody translate?

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

I could never understand how “trapped on a boat with 3,000 people and their germs” is considered a vacation idea.

A group of my friends were inconsolably butt-hurt when I refused to buy in to a cruise vacation with them TWO FUCKING YEARS in advance. I told them I wanted to wait because, you know, a lot of shit can happen in two years. They ended up on a boat with a listeria outbreak.