As someone who is short, curvy and dark, I can only look on amazed:

“Other than that, things seem fine” 

Pretty sure you meant to say Fuel Efficiency not Full Efficiency in the title.

Oh, shut the fuuuuuuuck up.

I kept thinking there was some obscure golden girls reference I couldn’t grasp. 

Abe Vigoda is still.....aw, damn. He died years ago. So sad when I got the alert.

If they can co-opt the “ok,” sign. We can use Betty.

I absolutely loved, loved, loved this look. The whole thing. He KILLED.

It’s the ‘congratulations’ that makes it art for me

+1 for the Animal House reference.  

C’mon guy, there are much more important things to get bent out of shape over and make stickers about than speeding.

The passive-aggressive level here is well over 9000.

Beeeeeyotcccccch!

Woah, somebody’s grandma is one tough mother

A surprising amount of punk rockers are right-wing shitbags. If this story hadn’t come out I would have assumed Mike Ness was one of them since most of the no-taste-having right-wing shitbag “punk rockers” I know of are into Social D bigly.

4 actually, you forgot the white skin on her face and hands.

This is not a shooting brake, this is a WAGON.

He made Serendipity. A lot of us haven’t forgiven him for that yet.

WTF happened to Cusack’s career?

Somebody get the Coen brothers on the line and get them writing Goodman a part. He can bring Laurie Metcalf along with him.