Frankly I don’t see the problem. This generation gets offended by everything.

Bet he only drinks coffee at Starbucks too

I gotta shove this into my mom’s face every she’s watching Dr. House and Criminal Minds...

Let’s hope not

Sure, grandpa. Finish your oatmeal, it’s getting cold

The “no bathroom” is a no-no for me. I need plenty of private space to drop my daily dump.

#DicksOutForHarambe

Thank you. All of my aunts were sharing this story and my Facebook newsfeed was clogged with it.

...and still here you are, twat. After ten years.

“[...]it seems like the teen dystopian craze is on its way out.”

Seriously?

Oh, my, hello, Mr. Trump :)

And what about:

How many sexual partners have you had in the last year?
How many casual sexual encounters have you had lately?

And such... those always make me feel really uncomfortable...

...or just keep going with your crossfit routine and die prematurely so you stop annoying everyone around with your "I do crossfit" shit *wink wink*

Me neither, mate, me neither.

Sorry to break it to ya, but some times after a hard day of work and study all you wanna do is get home, lay back and watch something like this to relax.

You can go brag with all your nerdy friends of how you only read/watch “real scifi”.

I used to care about the Olympics, but this time the only thing I cared about were the headlines that included the words “shit-show”. And you are damn right, we still watch TV, but in a different way. I haven’t turned on my real TV set in over three years maybe.

Got milk?

One part of me is really excited for this movie, that part wants this film to be “good”, but also another side of me wants it to be terrible and fail horribly just so we can all laugh at all the hype it was trying to create by releasing this kind of in-set [probably exagerated or fake] stories.

Me neither. Is it directed toward older audiences who just want something to fall asleep to? That’s my best guess...