Most of your digital files are probably stored up in my butt these days

You can actually filter/block NSWF flagged content. But I guess you already knew that.

No need to ask. He doesn’t get it.

Interesting. Thanks.

It’s all Zuckerberg’s fault. As always. Dickface.

I’ll have whatever he’s having, please. Make it a double.

For President of the World, please and thank you.

All of the stars to you

Haven’t played PG, not because I hate it, but because I have way to many other apps in my phone that I need and have no space to install another, have many other hobbies, some of which are probably lame and not more useful than playing Pokemon... still I don’t see why switch from them.

Isn’t that mouse Hamtaro...?

All of the stars, my man, all of the stars.

He needs one of those pip-boys bracelets to stay safe from high level radiation zones.

I usually tip when using a free-ride code.

I would also choose “Clickbait”. I mean, why the fuck do you have to click the article in order to see the name??

Unfortunately, no.

When friends ask me how am I able to read +50 books per year I brag that I don’t watch TV. But as this article states, I still watch a lot of series using Netflix/torrenting *cough cough*.

The truth is that I haven’t watched cable nor over-the-air TV in the past four years give or take ‘cause mexican networks suck. Oh,…

Main reason why I hate twitter. Your average tweet consists on I’m + hungry or sad or mad or any other pointless rant.

I just want to see how this fails.

The one with the W10 windows is my favorite by far. Fucking Windows ads.