How “excellent” on their part. Now I have another noncolor that I can hate as much as Glossy Primer Gray:

Riding bicycles is incredibly fucking dangerous

Are you serious?

Still not as good as Wankpanzer, IMHO.

That to me is the way funnier part of this story. Is this man ordering a Cybertruck the direct cause of him separating from his wife? Probably not!

Wife dodged at least one bullet.

I wonder if his pending purchase of the CyberTruck had anything to do with his marital separation?

Selling cars is often a soul-crushing grind.

Not all of it

In British Colombia this is a failure for a motor vehicle safety inspection. You aren’t allowed to have anything on the exterior of the vehicle that is ‘sharp enough that a child could cut their finger on’.

Reinforces the fact we’re only as old as we feel.

This is the GOP:

For you whippersnappers, I’ll propose our 1968 Plymouth 4 door, a Fury as I vaguely remember it. In the old days you picked up your new car (late 50s through the 70s) and made a list of everything wrong/not working and brought the car back to the dealer to fix (forget the dealer prep crap). The Plymouth had two pages,…

Just buying any used car from Hertz is risky enough. Given their shady reputation, I would just as well buy a junk car from someone’s front yard. At least there’s no risk of having a SWAT team surrounding your home for auto theft this way.

bUt ElEcTrIc CaRs HaVe No ReAl MaInTeNaNcE

There’ no fucking way I would go back to a company that fired me on the whims of a child. This is the kind of business strategy you get from a guy whose reaction to opposition is ‘Go fuck yourself’, or as he put stupidly put it, ‘G. F. Y.’

Right!  Also, let’s not ignore the peril to the by-sitters and by-walkers too

It’s not uncommon that complete bystanders are hurt or killed during chases.

But but but free market capitalism.