Carter also didnt just give them the canal to be nice. It was looking like the u.s. would have to send thousands of troops to maintain control and he decided it wasnt worth it. Panamanians fought for it and won.

Another theory: All of these criminally insane ideas rattling around his Swiss cheese "brain" are caused by inhaling Sharpie fumes while being crashed out at his desk for hours on end due to the Adderall crash.

MORE FACTS PLEASE AND THANKS

Now don’t you go bringing facts into this. He hates facts.

He needs to take the couchfucker & Melon Usk with him.

There’s also the fact that Panama rebuilt/expanded the canal.

Donald Trump has resigned! While shitting himself thoroughly! Also then he swallowed all his pills and has entered the sweet embrace of Death!

Wish he would just take the Deep Sleep already.

Dear World,

Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, did it happen or did you just dream it happened and then woke up from your desknap?

Dumbest timeline.

Someone like me. I’m about to import a 1997 Honda Life. Everyone is importing the same JDM cars. If you’re rich, you buy a Skyline. If you want luxury, you buy a Century. If you want a baby supercar, you get a Beat, AZ-1, or Cappuccino. If you just want “a JDM car” you buy any number of basic white Kei trucks.

Unlike half of America, most Germans can easily recognize a Nazi shit ass.

Oh look, they’re still missing the point.

These jokes are triggering my fight or flight response. 

these comments are for the birds...

You two are a couple of turkeys!

I find your comment to be fowl and I’m going to duck out of this thread.

As a member of Audubon Society, I had a different expectation of a crane in the back of a truck.