Yeah, there’s only one from 2017.

Oh, great, a Subaru Ascent. The one with all the dumb cupholders. *eye roll* Just what we needed, another huge-ass tank on the roads...

“TOURUS”

It's creepy either way, friend.  Let's not be asking teenagers to sign body parts

In fairness, the Patrol isn’t a bad place to start.

Everybody and their mom is already building crossovers. Mitsubishi should have gotten into real-ass body-on-frame SUVs with that crossover money. They have the history and they have a chassis (in Asia).

I wish that driver assistance systems were designed so that they amplified the drivers skill rather than replaced it. Something like GM’s night vision for example. It actually makes night driving safer.

What is autopilot for?

When I was younger, I used to throw any trash in my possession in to the beds of random pickup trucks. My attitude was that if the trucks weren’t being used for actual work, they might as well serve a public duty as a dumpster. 

Little cars rip up the snow all day in the right hands!

I’ve actually never got tired of any car I owned.

Agreed. Even worse is the “and it only gets weirder from here....” It’s not weird at all; woman has the title and registration; guy has nothing and you can tell he’s shady AF before the article even mentions his legal history.

Truth. Preach, my brother. And you know...

Try to stay focused.

That is a good looking car.

Toyota trucks with the 3 pedals have very robust starters as they are designed so if you kill it, you can just leave it in gear and use the starter to get the truck rolling and the engine firing again. Seen this down rock crawling. Gotta be damn strong to do that.

So . . . a chubby older white guy wearing a camouflage baseball hat and driving a shitty Chrycorp minivan in the Midwest of America.

Every few seconds. Coming to an intersection, I definitely look down any converging roads.