Have you every realized that almost every time somebody criticizes you, you say they have the wrong take? Well maybe you're just bad at feminism. Stop making excuses for men and listen to what WOMEN say.

So weird, but that interview was the first thing that came to mind for me too!

I'd be worried about having him work alongside women. I sure wouldn't want to BE one of those women.

Will.i.am is on the same shit. Can we ... Can we get rid of him too?

What a wackjob!

Those sweet, sweet bro tears.

wait, what??

He has a really fierce hatred of germs. Especially lady germs. He fears the cooties.

Great. Where is the comic book convention supposed to find another obnoxious white guy on such short notice?

Wait, what did he say? Why would anyone in any public environment talk about wiping butts?

Yeah, what is this new thing I keep hearing? That you're supposed to use baby wipes or you're somehow unclean? So ridiculous, especially considering that baby wipes aren't good for your bits.

Mark, I find it delightful that you run both the Squee! stories and the brain bleach-worthy sex stuff. The breadth of your authorial expertise is pretty impressive.

You know your life has hit an all time low when a guy who records episodes of The Price is Right on his phone feels justified in laughing at you.

I'm not calling anyone out, its really well done, but I just have to believe this is fake. At least so I can continue to exist in this world, I must believe it is fake.

I smell a woman trying to make a point! I think "lush wool or cashmere" gave it away.

I miss Dodai :(

And here you can see a fine example of the female Midwestern undergrad. Notice her bright summer plumage has been shed for a thick coat to prepare for the cold winters and to further discourage predators. Her head on a constant swivel as she stops to take a drink, she knows that danger is around every on-campus…