i am RIGHT THERE with you

I enjoy a little "Eeeeeeeww, heeheehee, ewwwwwww" every now and then. I'd rather this than Wetlands.

I am too and I hate myself for it—I HATE myself.

Ditto.


*hangs head in shame*

Oh...the "colorblind" approach. Good luck with that one.

The idea behind Thug Kitchen, I guess, is that it gives its readers instructions on how to make healthy vegan food using simple recipes and fresh ingredients, plus a lot of "motherfucker" and "aw yeah, bitch."

Yeah, read the coverage of the Trayvon Martin case. It was said many times that because he was wearing a hoodie, he looked like a "thug".

Candid photo of Tyranno-thesaurus.

I admire your optimism, but white couples pretty much own the "annoying shit that goes viral shortly before turning into a book or movie deal" corner of the internet these days. I want these guys to fight the dumpster professor and his girlfriend who went to Europe in a steel cage death match.

"Your skirt is harder to get off than mine, lassie!"

Does she get her hats from the Alexis Carrington-Colby collection??

I think the overlap between people who found his groping video funny and people who would be likely to rape would be less a Venn diagram and more like a solid circle.

Without a doubt the biggest assholes I know IRL are also the ones overcompensating on FB all, "If you're about the negativity and drama I have no time for you! I've been blessed and sanctified and my life is going great places lately! I'm committed to positivity in every way! Haters to the left! #soblessed…

And, more importantly, will anyone *like* my life?

Lord, did I want that jacket. I mean, ANY girl wearing that jacket is going to have the adventure of a lifetime and wind up with Aidan Quinn, amirite?

Oh, young Val. I think I attained puberty while watching him in Willow.

Obviously they're not really #blessed until everybody knows how #blessed they are and are just dying of envy. Otherwise, the whole house of cards might fall down and they'd have to come to the realization that they're dissatisfied with their lives. Yeah, not so much "doth protest too much" as "I am special. I am…

Whatevs. Last week I went outside, walked to bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting. I got off that bus, walked to transfer bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting.