Pretty much the only thing I dropped by to say.

I'm not trying to excuse his article AT ALL, but to possibly answer your question, at the top, there's an editor note about how this is part of a series of opinion pieces:

Translation: "I often have sex with drunk women when I am drunk. I don't want to have any responsibility whatsoever if any of these women accuse me of raping them."

He wrapped up his bullshit in a sandwich of "but I actually care about the women and want to empower them."

You are more optimistic than me.

Because Arizona, really. This is the same state that thinks women are in a constant state of "pre-pregnancy" and legislates accordingly.

I'm sure it's under the banner of "freedom of speech."

Stop existing!

I thought he was really weird-looking when he first came on the Abbey, but that scruff is delicious.

This gif just reminds me of how bad True Blood became that the just killed her off.

How To Make A Bed:

1. Wake up before your bed-partner.
1.a. Last one out makes the bed.
1.b. JaneEyreGoop doesn't not acknowledge the possibility that some people sleep alone.

They can fuck up. If I want ketchup or salt for my fries you should provide it. But, it's moot point because that is Florida and whyyyyyyy would I ever punish myself and go there? The Pillsbury bake off, correct. And if I ever compete there then I will avoid this place.

After going to jail, Machine maintained his Twitter account as well as a blog documenting his time in jail. In this blog, he stated that "The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi Germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either."^[34]

''I think the public will understand that War Machine's a character,'' War Machine's lawyer Brandon Sua said outside court. ''He is controversial and people need to understand where to draw that line from his character as War Machine and a person as Jon Koppenhaver, because that's who he is.''