It honestly breaks my heart a little bit that this post even needs to exist — but the manner in which this has been handled (or not handled, really) by HQ is pathetic. Not reporting on it feels hypocritical, so here we are.

For what it's worth, I want to apologize to our readers who are forced to interact with these violent gifs regularly. The point of Kinja is to create a better platform for discussion and those discussions CANNOT happen when you're inundated by such traumatizing material. It's this person's goal to shutdown…

Did you even read Catcher in the Rye, bro?

Sorry what is your point? Did you have one or nah?

Is he the one who said he liked to hold the tampon box over his head and yell loudly, "I GOT A WOMAN! I GOT A WOMAN!" Which struck me as being weirdly sweet at the time....

How dare you confront men with the irrefutable evidence that vaginas have rich full lives outside of their occasional, brief contributions!

Men have no idea what tampons and pads cost and how deeply essential they are. There's a huge stigma about menstruation that makes a dude buying tampons for his usually overly emotional girlfriend into a tired TV comedy show trope. Women in poor countries either have nothing to bleed into it (and lose jobs and school…

Kat needs to check her lexical privs? What the hell are you, a lexical cop?

You are going to sooo regret using that sentence:

BRING ME THE CUMBOX.

Ok, but why the carpet? Like didn't you have any t-shirts, kid? Or a pair of underwear? Even your bedspread would be better (and feel more like a hotel) than the carpet.

A few years ago, in my free-wheeling salad days, I spent a few months backpacking through China before travelling down into northern Pakistan to teach English for six months. It was such a great adventure. I spoke about ten words of Mandarin, but man, I had fun. I especially loved Xinjiang, in the far west of China,…

Yup! And they're arachnids, not scorpions. Freaky as all hell. And the smell is nauseating to a child.

i won't do it. no i won't.

I forgot: here's a picture of the little bastard. I'm about a foot away, on the other side of the glass front door. Look at his evil little eyes!

Ok - had to look up vinegaroon. That was terrifying.

Oh there was the time where my mom pet a skunk. I was just back from my second tour and hanging out on the back porch with my mom smoking. My mom has horrible night vision. My mom also loves cats. Guess she saw movement and assumed it was a kitten. I can't see what she's calling because of the table. She's…

Please note from the outset of this story that my family LOVES squirrels. I even had one as a pet as a kid, but that's another story.