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I recommend your comment, Josie!

I read it on a plane. The lady next to me asked if I needed an air-sickness bag. Just so much nope.

And your feet off the coral. If I had a dollar for each time I saw a diver step on the coral or let their fins smack the coral as they swim away, I'd have a lot of wet money!

I think I read that in Playboy. I still very vividly remember being so disgusted and terrified of everything. Guhross!

Have you read/seen the interviews in which Palahniuk talks about doing readings of "Guts" on tour and actually keeping track of how many people faint? I love that man.

Yeah, I was cringing and kinda nauseous when I read it. We read other shock stories in that unit too but I think that was the worst lol.

So of course I do.

I hadn't met my Creative Writing professor yet when he assigned Guts to us. Then we had to come in and discuss it. It was so odd.

I once had a guy essentially force me to break up over text. We had only been dating for a short time, and we hadn't seen each other in two weeks because we'd both been away on business. It went roughly like this:

I'm evil. I think it's sometimes okay to break up with someone by text message too. I've done it, and I've been on the receiving end and haven't resented it any more than any other breakup. I don't think it's appropriate for long term relationships, but for short term ones, either that or the phone makes more sense…

Actual verbatim gchat conversation that happened at 3:30 AM EST:

Exercise is not an effective way to lose weight. The only effective way is calorie restriction. I'm not suggesting you restrict calories, though, in my opinion for most people it would make far more sense to just focus on living a healthy lifestyle, exercising regularly, and say fuck what the scale says.

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