I will take Buzz over god damn Jason Biggs any fucking day.

I actually don't listen to music. But I don't not listen to music. If there's music, I'm fine — like, if I'm in a coffee shop, and they're playing music, it doesn't distract me, but I don't require it. In terms of motivation, I guess I'm lucky. Or all those years of journalism trained me. A blank page is pretty much…

This is really dealing a blow to my belief in the reasonableness and modernity of the Mormon Church.

I guess all old people smell like death to younger folks.

She thinks vaccines smell like death. I question her judgement.

I remember her seeming kind of interesting and cool back then, if it's any consolation.

Christina Ricci said the same thing on The Tonight Show promoting Sleepy Hollow!

She was just angry because he has a vaccination scar.

Yeah but, Jenny McCarthy.

I totally believe that and it just makes me love him all the more.

She probably smelled the antibiotics in him.

Some guy tried to break in my sister's house and when we called the police we were all cowering in the hallway, terrified, clutching the cats and her dog, praying that we would not be murdered and my sister was just chatting away with the 911 operator about all kinds of bullshit. In the middle of the call, she turned…

I want to commend the dispatcher for being so calm on the phone. Once Laura (of the Jezebel Becks) and I called the police to report a man waving some kind of weapon of the street and the dispatcher said "OH...OH MY GOD!" #helpful

My reaction too. All I can do now is :(.

Poachers should be shot on sight. I heard that people are starting to use drones to protect wildlife, and I hope that helps.

I'd gladly go hang out in Africa with a giant knife and cut off the "horns" of these fucking poachers when I saw them.