You're welcome!

Marijuana should never be used for anything but love and as a vehicle to make me want to eat more doritos.

When the scythe went across I just kept repeating "oh wow that's so cool" hahaha

I feel like Hank Hill would characterize the experience somewhat differently.

I feel like we're really glossing over this tho "an experiment to teach dolphins to speak English."

I never thought something would make me pity both Salinger and Lindsay Lohan at once.

Poor Salinger, adopted by so many asshats. He's like a secular bible. A lot of BS can be justified in his writing.

James? This is terrible writing, James. Did you workshop this piece, James? Because, James, it is a shitbomb. It just isn't good. You need more sleep and better people. Jesus. Oh, James.

It works on both levels and is a nod to Franco's genius.

I don't like any of this.

Dilettante is the word that comes to my mind.

When I read this headline, I didn't put 2 & 2 together re: the actual sex. So I thought you were just referring to her as "fucking Lindsay Lohan." As in"I'm so sick of that fucking Lindsay Lohan." I was like DAMN, MARK. DAMN.

I saw Salinger's name mentioned in the text and the Literature Degree in my brain went, "NOPE," and scrolled to the bottom.

Can something this babbling and incoherent be considered libel?

Doncha know? Unless a rape is witnessed by an impartial male witness, it never happened.

It was visually stunning, for sure. But I was still kind of bored because my favorite parts have always been the political intrigue going on in KL. Also any time Tywin, Olenna, or Tyrion get a lot of dialog.

The mammoths! I loved that!

I feel you. I was just coming on here to say they could pry my shick intuition out of my cold dead hands.