Our 3 month old Cocker Jack, Hedwig, in a rare, stationary moment.

This little chap is our 9 month old foster puppy Hugo. He is a corgi/collie(?) mix and he is up for adoption next month!

I'd swipe right on all of them. :( I'm trying really hard not to be an animal hoarder, but I'm single with disposable income.

I'd check this out, but I've already filed an adoption application for this handsome pup.

... but... but... how could you ever swipe left???

"It's been a rough couple of years for my family. There have been land disputes, a few nasty feuds, several imprisonments and a beheading. But perhaps our most celebrated misfortune was what has come to be known as The Brown Wedding.

I am really sick of seeing sex framed as an object that one can give or receive rather than an experience. It's one of the fundamentally erroneous assumptions in so much discourse on this issue.

I just snorted a crouton. hahaha

I mean, obviously. I still have flashbacks to that one time someone dropped a hard shell in my high school cafeteria. Johnny threw himself on it and absorbed all of the deadly corn shrapnel. I'll never forget his bravery.

Hey, hey, hey. You don't mess with the Taco Police.

I had a pet goat named Florence. We lived in town and so our neighbors thought we were crazy. She would stand on neighbors cars and bray or whatever young goats do. The car damage is why we had to give her to a farm (i visited her there—she really did move to a nice farm).

And Mark, is there any way this could be given the headline space that's right now being devoted to James Franco's selfie? I don't mean to hyper-critical, but there are at least seven dead human beings at the centre of this.

Such a cutie, and I love that she seems to spend a bunch of time with him. It's nice to see a celebrity actually seeming attached to a pet instead of just getting new puppies constantly.

Amanda Seyfried's dog is crazy photogenic.

Imma let you finish Lady Gaga, but Susannah Hoffs has the best sexy shifty eyes of all time.