That's insulting to the bologna and Wonder Bread.

Hell no. :( I turn 26 in less than a month, and I feel like my life is over. I might have to steal my younger sister's identity so I can stay on the family plan.

Does it come with good health insurance?

I now have the most ridiculous craving.... Would you consider making ME a bologna sandwich...? :(

how can I learn to be an awesome sandwich artist like yourself?!

That guy definitely enjoys a good sausage.

I make my husband sandwiches occasionally, but I have to say that I'm pretty sure he's made me more of them!

That shit sounds fucking delicious.

I train with Nikita! Either the old school Le Femme, or the new one. The new one is on netflix, so she's on call 24-7!

OK that second sandwich sounds delish.

He is so creepy. I'd pelt him with Wonder Bread and call it a Creepy Guy Sandwich, though.

I feel tricked. I DEMAND 300 SANDWICHES AS RECOMPENSE.

Have you ever watched something on television, like Nikita, that was really physical that you got into so much that your heart was racing just as fast as the characters you were watching? Then you went to your mirror, lifted your shirt a little to show off your abs and thought to yourself, all that adrenaline has made…

Yeah this is basically isometrics. I stumbled upon this a while back though and it's kind of astonishing how basically everything we do diet/workout related is more or less inspired by this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_LaLa…

I hear they have fat burning lasers now.

Agreed. This is a major market inefficiency. We need a way where we can transfer agency of different parts of our bodies - like I find somebody who can inhabit my body and work out, and during that time, that person can cede his/her brain to me, and I will read and comprehend whatever they request.*

I was thinking the same thing (hmmm, somewhere I have a book with Isometric exercises from the dusty past—I think it had a feathered hair, headband wearing, short-shorts bedecked guy on the cover). Progress!