Okay but the problem is I really can't get any better at it. I can drink more but it's not like there's any way for me to do it more efficiently or artfully. I HAVE HIT A WALL.

I don't understand why she didn't dye her hair totally red. Otherwise, w/e. At least she's working toward a goal. I'm just drinking wine.

Omg what even happened there? He just collapsed for no apparent reason!

Something about the Skrillex soundtrack is giving me fits. FIVE STARS

I blame Cressida!

Hi Jennifer!

Why do I feel like they are about to call the devil up from hell? Brandi does not fuck around; I hope these two have hired extra reinforcements in all departments.

Yeah, I thought so too. :(

This was back in her MTV days she wrote this one. IDK I JUST REPORT WHAT I READ

I read Jenny McCarthy's first book (don't ask) and in it she had an anecdote about Christopher Walken. She had a scene with him in Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead and she said all day long he snacked on the same apple, like he ate it all up right down to the core, but very slowly so by the end of the day it…

This is a satisfying outcome for me, honestly. Cathartic, even.

Um no. This lady needs to keep the emergency lines free for people with real problems. SPRINKLES??? Are you kidding me? WHAT IF SOMEONE HAD THEIR BEERS POURED OUT AND THEY COULDN'T GET THROUGH TO 911???

Poor baby. :(

As I said before NORMAL ADULT HUMANS are not attracted to CHILDREN.

It's not a normal human impulse to be attracted to children, dude. I find it alarming that you think all men are just fighting back the urge to take advantage of kids and thus can't be trusted to be alone with them for any lengthy period of time.

I think you opened up the wrong app or something—this isn't Reddit and there are no downvotes here. That said you are correct inasmuch as I wish I could downvote this idiotic comment.

I read that more as "Adult Leaders as opposed to Youths who join the organization." They allow gay kids to join but they won't let gay adults head up the troops.

Honest question: is she house-trained?

What's to get? Y U ALL UP IN MY BIZNAZ???

Nooooooo why are you telling people this??? I will never be able to drink my 4-5 mini bottles of wine in peace again!