Great, now can we PLEASE get to work on swearing them in as US citizens???

Your "(lol)" made me lol.

They don't do any cosmetic work on people but it's possible they skew toward veneers in casting maybe?

"basic"

"Relate to" or "want to bang"? Because if I'm watching The Bachelorette I better damn well be attracted to more than 50% of the contestants. Otherwise I don't see a point.

He's the only one who looks like he has anything interesting happening for some reason. And I liked his blurb about not switching his data plan. :)

There is not one guy here (with the possible exception of Steven the snowboard guy, maybe) I am interested in watching. Is it because they're all photoshopped and look sort of generic? My taste is usually pretty in-line with popular opinion on such matters.

By the looks of it you would probs have to use the sink tho. :(

Credit cards. They're probably all in debt.

They have very shiny faces and I wish them well in all future endeavors.

Experiments!

This is hilariously long and involved, and it actually did help me see things a different way! Love it. :)

Well I have to make new plans for Saturday night now.

I looked for a gif from that movie, actually but Sophia is just as good.

Well maybe they could put a discount on the charge to compromise and appease both of our addled minds.

IDK there is also the thing where sometimes people just get full quickly and don't want anymore. Sometimes I have a hard time judging. I don't know why I am so against this—maybe it's because I typically have eyes bigger than my stomach so I do tend to leave stuff. I have a lot of carryout leftover containers in my…

That's exactly what I said, but sometimes there is still food waste.

Regarding the buffet waste charge, what if once they take the food they don't like it? I am one of those people who takes a bunch of things to try and if I don't like it, I leave it. Because I know that I can go up for more I generally just take a little of each thing but sometimes food waste is unavoidable. I think…

Yeah, I thought it was sweet too! From now on I'm just going to tell people that it's a Meryl Streep thing. People love Meryl Streep—they will understand.