josiegrossie
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josiegrossie

I know.

BUT WHERE IS THE COMPANION TACO BELL VENDING MACHINE.

All this. That complaint reads like something out of The Onion, it's so ridiculous.

I hope you have a very large home.

Same! And from the perspective of being an American, where the (o)possums we have are disgusting rat creatures, I could not for the life of me wrap my brain around the idea that they were unwanted in any way. I JUST WANT TO HUG THEM ALL.

They're adorable but people HATE them there, to the point where certain restaurants offer free meals to those who can prove they hit and/or shot one.

Australia and New Zealand are two separate countries and two very distinct land masses. I said nothing about the "Australian continent," only New Zealand.

Another adorable NZ pest, the possum:

Beautiful, beautiful book. I read it in one sitting on an international flight and was openly weeping by the end of it. It is so well done and I think at this point I count it in my top five of all time. Congrats to Donna Tartt!

I have a question. Is there some secret cabal of old white dudes with dastardly mustaches somewhere who think this stuff up? (Obviously there is, don't answer that.) But, another question: When these guys come up with laws like this and disseminate them among the various anti-choice lobby groups and Good Old Boy

Here, you need this more than I do right now:

"Teach Me How To Duggar"

You need to petition Oxford to put "Duggaring" in the next edition.

WHY is no one commenting on the fact that Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic introduced them? MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE WITH SO MANY PEOPLE I LOVE IN THE SAME PLACE DOING STUFF TOGETHER.