And I get a Porsche ad in the middle of this

So, shorter line at TKTS?

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

Nixon’s apologists used to claim protestors against the Vietnam war and Watergate were paid too. Not sure who could pay 100,000+ protestors enough to make it worthwhile to stand outside for hours in rain, snow, cold and heat but they insisted they were paid...and morons believed it. Mayor Daly claimed the same in 1968…

This wouldn’t even have been legal in the XFL.

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

Nice catch, blanco niño

Space Ghost Coast to Coast reruns.

But that is when they thought America was great.

Fuck I am you cat?

That is way more eloquent that I could possibly be. My only reaction was FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

God Desmond Miles was terrible, just....terrible, then Ubisoft tried their DAMNEST to make you feel sorry/miss him. No, he’s fucking terrible.

It’s Alf!

Seriously, 2016? Lemmy, Bowie and Rickman? In just your first 2 weeks?

You’re problem is that you dwell on bad news. It’s not all your fault, the media spends 99% of it’s time relaying bad news because it sells better. Take bad cop stories for example. If you went by just the news you’d think all cops are murders and the police force itself is completely corrupt. But the truth is that…

Correction: needs more S.T.A.R.S.